“No, we’re writing with a stranger but far less expensive request. (Content warning: Post may include profanity.)īut while a new Vitamix may solve Jessica and Nikii’s problems, that’s not what the couple want. One of the most recent posts involves a video showing a “shift change,” where the trio of cats ensure that the Vitamix box is never left unattended. She first posted the saga to a Facebook group and after more than a million people showed interest, faithfully documented the sage on the cats’ own social media page. “With three cats and only two humans in the household, the humans are outnumbered and (being giant suckers), both frightened of and unwilling to forcibly relocate the offending cats,” Jessica stated.
Since then, Jessica said, the Vitamix box has been “occupied” by at least one and sometimes two cats at a time. Mere seconds after setting down the Vitamix box, in the moments before we would’ve opened it and happily put our exciting new blender to use, Max (also known as the sentient soccer ball) spotted the box and, assuming it was for him, hopped right up on top,” Jessica wrote. “We are the devoted servants of a trio of cats who go by the names of Max George, Destroyer of Worlds and Lando Calrissian. But while it arrived safely, things took a turn for the worse shortly after in what Jessica describes as their first mistake. On Black Friday, the couple found a great deal and ordered the device. Jessica and her wife, Nikii, had long coveted the Vitamix to help the former get enough fibre and because the latter just loved smoothies. In a post to the company’s Facebook page, Jessica Gerson-Neeves laid out the issue. Unfortunately for one Victoria couple, it also functions as a cat attractant. The Vitamix, at a cost of around $400, undoubtedly does all three. Does it chop up ice? Spinach? Frozen bananas? When you select a blender, you’re probably worried about how well, it, well, blends.
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